There’s a lot to gawk at during AVN—from the sexy and hilarious to the downright shocking—and with that comes a buttload of kinky, weird and innovative toys to help you polish the pearl. Whether you’re a sex sommelier or a novelty novice, there’s a little bit of something for everyone.
Revel Body Sol Sonic Vibrator Vibrating at the frequency of “om” (136.1 hertz), the Revel Body Sol’s unique frequency may aid in sexual awakening and intimacy while reducing tension, according to the website. The baseball-sized, waterproof vibrator is made with body-safe materials and can be used as a body massager, for clitoral stimulation, or in the bath with its underwater suction feature. Consider it the perfect gift for your new age, crystal-carrying f*ckbuddy. $139, revelbody.com.
Magic Ball They say the horizontal mambo is a good workout, but the makers of the Magic Ball take the calorie-burn to a whole ‘nother level. Created by Pink Diamond69, this solo-sex workout toy is basically a giant fitness ball with a mounted dildo (or a mounted dildo and anal plug). Probably not for those who want “discreet storage” like the website says (who’s going to deflate that thing after every use?), but it will give you an excuse to skip the gym. $69.99, pinkdiamond69.com.
Teddy Love New to the convention floor this weekend was the AVN Awards nominee, “Teddy Love,” an inconspicuous stuffed animal that doubles as a vibrator. Dubbed “the bear that loves back,” users can control their teddy’s vibrating nose and tongue through the ears, rotating through 10 different speeds. And though Mr. Love is marketed toward women, the website’s FAQ says men can enjoy it too … just turn it upside down and, well, you get the picture. $99.95, teddylove.net.
XTC Get Wet Vegan and free from parabens, propylene glycol and artificial sweeteners, Get Wet was a popular “natural” choice at AVN. The water-based lube uses glycerin, hemp seed extract and slippery elm to give it that close-to-real feel, and comes in five kinky flavors, including Berry Moist, Mint Lime Squirt and Juicy Melon. $18.99, getwetlubricant.com.
Ouch! Subjugation Mask Ever since 50 Shades of Grey, BDSM has become the hottest thing in the bedroom. Sure, something named “subjugation mask” is enough to make anyone think twice about bondage, but a hood that comes in neon purple and pink colors? That might make your foray into whips and chains a little easier. $18.50, amazon.com.
Bubble Love Getting busy in the bathtub ain't no new thang, but the AVN O Award-nominated Bubble Love perfects solo sexy splash time. A "personal pleasure jet," the patented device has a suction-cup mount to stick to your tub and a handle-mounted dial to control the air flow, which delivers millions of bubbles to "exactly the right spot." A rep said one of its selling points is its discreet design (apparently her friend's kids think it's a bubble bath maker), but we'll let you decide how discreet it looks. $179, bubblelove.com.
